The Shadow Coverage Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Egbuka gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
88%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Egbuka's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.