The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“The broadcast shows Egbuka on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Egbuka sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
78%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Egbuka's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.