The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- The QB looks at Egbuka exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Egbuka scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
73%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Egbuka scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.