The Late Scratch Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Egbuka gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
73%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Egbuka's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.