The Phantom Holding Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Egbuka finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Egbuka's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.