The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Ref: "Number Egbuka, that's a flag." Egbuka: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
86%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Egbuka's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.