The Snap Count Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Egbuka's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Egbuka was due a breakout.
83%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Egbuka drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.