The Phantom Holding Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Egbuka's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Egbuka was due a breakout.
89%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Egbuka drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.