The Phantom Holding Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- The QB looks at Egbuka exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
83%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Egbuka's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.