The Mystery Tweak Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Egbuka gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
91%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Egbuka's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.