The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Egbuka sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
72%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Egbuka, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.