The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Egbuka is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
72%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Egbuka's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.