The Butter-Finger Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Egbuka does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
76%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Egbuka, Egbuka, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.