The Butter-Finger Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- A mysterious flag erases Egbuka's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
77%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Egbuka scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.