The Snap Count Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- The broadcast shows Egbuka on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Egbuka finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
80%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Egbuka drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.