The Butter-Finger Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Egbuka's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Egbuka does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
85%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Egbuka's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.