The Inch-Short Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Egbuka was due a breakout.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Egbuka sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
88%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Egbuka's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.