The Phantom Holding Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Egbuka runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
77%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Egbuka drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.