The Dropped Pass Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Egbuka's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- The QB looks at Egbuka exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Egbuka will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
92%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Egbuka, Egbuka, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.