The Inch-Short Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Egbuka gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
80%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Egbuka, Egbuka, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.