The Inch-Short Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- The QB looks at Egbuka exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
86%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Egbuka's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.