The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- A mysterious flag erases Egbuka's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Egbuka is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
89%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Egbuka's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.