The Phantom Holding Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“The broadcast shows Egbuka on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Egbuka gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
74%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Egbuka, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.