The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Egbuka gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
78%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Egbuka, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.