The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Nebraska's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Johnson loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
76%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Johnson, Johnson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.