The Committee Backfield Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Johnson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Nebraska's biggest rival.
- Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
72%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Johnson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.