The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Nebraska's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Ref: "Number Johnson, that's a flag." Johnson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
91%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Johnson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.