The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Johnson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Coach says Johnson is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
86%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.