The Garbage-Time Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Johnson gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
90%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Johnson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.