The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Johnson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Nebraska's biggest rival.
- Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
77%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Johnson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.