The Committee Backfield Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Nebraska's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Johnson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
81%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Johnson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.