The Hamstring Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“The broadcast shows Johnson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Johnson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
79%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Johnson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.