The Garbage-Time Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Johnson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Johnson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
87%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Johnson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.