The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Johnson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Nebraska's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Johnson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.