The Garbage-Time Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Nebraska's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Ref: "Number Johnson, that's a flag." Johnson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Johnson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
74%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Johnson, Johnson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.