The Stuffed Run Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Nebraska's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Johnson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.