The Phantom Flag Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Johnson gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Johnson's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
85%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Johnson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.