The Mystery Tweak Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Mendoza: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Mendoza gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
86%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Mendoza, Mendoza, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.