The Bad Snap Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Mendoza will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
83%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mendoza, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.