The Phantom Flag Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Mendoza, the end zone is a rumor.
- Mendoza is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
80%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Mendoza, Mendoza, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.