The Hamstring Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Mendoza's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
87%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Mendoza, Mendoza, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.