The Hamstring Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
80%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mendoza drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.