The Kneel-Down Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Mendoza's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
73%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Mendoza scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.