The Intentional Grounding Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Mendoza's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Mendoza gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
88%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mendoza's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.