The Snap Count Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Mendoza's stadium. Only over Mendoza.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
88%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mendoza's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.