The Mystery Tweak Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Mendoza four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Every deep ball Mendoza throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Mendoza gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
81%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mendoza drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Drake Maye
- Ashton Jeanty
- Joe Burrow
- Brock Bowers
- Jayden Daniels
- Caleb Williams
- Justin Herbert
- Dak Prescott
- Patrick Mahomes
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bo Nix
FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.