The Late Scratch Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Ref: "Number Mendoza, that's a flag." Mendoza: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- The broadcast shows Mendoza on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
81%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Mendoza scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.