The Checkdown Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Mendoza gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mendoza's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.