The Hamstring Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- A mysterious flag erases Mendoza's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Mendoza takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
92%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mendoza's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.