The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Mendoza gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
74%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Mendoza scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.